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5Strats
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Edmond/OKC

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May 16th, 2012 09:28 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
- He once used a train track for a pillow while on a camping trip.

- Idiots look down upon him as being unbelievably dumb.

- He's attracted to large blonde women with short skirts, short-term memory loss and even shorter tempers.

- He smiles and waives to anyone who yells "hey stupid."

- He's a prime candidate for a reality TV series.

He is "the World's Least Intelligent Man"!

Stay stupid my friends!

trumpet77
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Columbia, SC

pink Tele? YES!
May 16th, 2012 09:36 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
"I don't always read the dictionary, but when I do, I see my picture under 'unintelligent',

mrblues
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She loves my big 10"

record of her favorite blues.
May 16th, 2012 09:37 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
He once gave *himself* a wedgie, just to see what all the fuss was about.

trumpet77
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Columbia, SC

pink Tele? YES!
May 16th, 2012 09:41 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
-went to Pamplona to run with the bulls, but wondered why Michael Jordan wasn't there.

-visited Greenwich England and had a Pleasant Time...was confused why people called it Mean Time

-was the first man in Mexico to ask "what day is Cinco de Mayo this year"

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Edmond/OKC

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May 16th, 2012 09:46 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
- He once scaled a tall building just to get to the other side, rather than use the sidewalk.

- Zoo keepers routinely mistake him as a runaway ape.

- Watches VHS tapes of old "Bowling for Dollars" shows, lamenting the downfall of television as an art form.

wborys
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Trenton, NJ

what do you mean the bass is too loud?
May 16th, 2012 09:46 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
-tried to microwave a pizza slice in a hotel room safe...

pombrio
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USA

May 16th, 2012 09:56 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
-It takes him 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

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May 16th, 2012 09:58 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
- Farts in bed and holds his own head under the covers.

- Thinks that software is ladies undergrarments.

- Makes sure he's always wearing sneakers when he jumps to conclusions.

- Wakes up on the wrong side of bed every morning just so he won't be disappointed.

Riverside
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May 16th, 2012 10:03 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
- Believes that he can save the world by reporting fake Les Paul auctions on eBay.

mrblues
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She loves my big 10"

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May 16th, 2012 10:04 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
He once tried to kill himself by jumping out of the basement window.

He thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

He once stared at an orange juice carton for an hour because it said "concentrate".

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Edmond/OKC

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May 16th, 2012 10:07 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
- Wonders why Glenn Close looks like a woman.

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North Gnarlyington

May 16th, 2012 10:12 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
- He thought "Dumb and Dumber" was a Public Broadcasting documentary.

- He'd put his pants on every morning just like everyone else, except he doesn't know which foot goes first.

- He asks people to pull his finger and then says, "Ow, that hurts!"

Then he laughs and says, " It didn't really hurt. That's a joke!"
(This message was last edited by professor at 11:29 AM, May 16th, 2012)

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May 16th, 2012 11:12 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
He proudly stated that if brains ran on gas, he had enough gas to run a piss ant sized motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.

mrblues
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She loves my big 10"

record of her favorite blues.
May 16th, 2012 11:15 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
And then proudly asked the guy next to him, "Wait, how big is a piss ant?"

LeftyMeister
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May 16th, 2012 11:25 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
- Believes girls get hernias and guys get himeas.

- Intentionally runs out of gas just to see if the gauge is accurate.

- Believes whoopie goldberg is a WWF party gag.
(This message was last edited by LeftyMeister at 11:33 AM, May 16th, 2012)

sjerome
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Upstate NY, USA

Musical accident waiting to happen
May 16th, 2012 11:36 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
I dunno, Rocky, point 2 sounds like good science to me!

Tests polarity of his guitar amp vs. the PA by using his tongue.

LeftyMeister
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Buckeye Country, USA

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May 16th, 2012 11:38 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
Steve, the test was conducted in backwoods Louisiana.

sjerome
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Upstate NY, USA

Musical accident waiting to happen
May 16th, 2012 11:44 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
... and no doubt without a jerry can on board.

archiestone
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El Californio

May 16th, 2012 11:45 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
When they passed out brains, he thought they said trains -- and he missed the track.
(I got that joke in a Bazooka Joe bubble gum comic when I was a kid.)

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The large print

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May 16th, 2012 11:46 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search Topic
Makes up for his lack of intellect by being lazy.

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