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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / ~The World's Least Intelligent Man~

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Chris Greene
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Idaho, USA

Charlie Don't Surf
May 16th, 2012 05:36 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

I'm guessing it's me as I'm actually going to try and get the FDP LE Tele done...

Twangmeister
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E NC

Top dog in a litter of mutts
May 16th, 2012 07:41 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

...burnt his lips trying to blow up his neighbor's car.
...nearly drowned while snorting Coke.

LudwigVonFender
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Portland, Oregon

sometimes life shows up when you least e
May 16th, 2012 08:10 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Once looked for a gas leak with a lit match...and found it.

Drove down the street to the stop sign and stopped and waited for the go sign. If you live in the area, he's still waiting. 8)



LeftyMeister
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Buckeye Country, USA

Motorcycles, Guitars, and Golf
May 16th, 2012 09:00 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

HA! I see that Twangmeister beat me to it.

(This message was last edited by LeftyMeister at 09:10 PM, May 16th, 2012)

PapaDave
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California

Wniney Hall Monitor
May 16th, 2012 09:07 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Thinks that Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke"

trumpet77
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Columbia, SC

pink Tele? YES!
May 17th, 2012 04:49 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

--He is not the man you want to be standing near when someone else says "just axe me".

--Went to a football game, thinking that a Quarter Back was a refund on the ticket price.


5Strats
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Edmond/OKC

Axe Victim
May 17th, 2012 07:09 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

- Once became intoxicated and got in a bar fight after drinking 10 Shirley Temples.

Belgarath
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Back of Beyond, FL

May 17th, 2012 07:19 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Took 10 months to drive cross country because not long after he started he passed a gas & go with a sign out front that said Clean Restrooms. So he stopped and cleaned every restroom he saw.

Deacon Blues
Contributing Member

Stay interesting my

friends.-The world's thirstiest man.
May 17th, 2012 07:34 AM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

His whole life is posted on Facebook.

Peegoo
Contributing Member
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That chicken

is WRONG, baby.
May 17th, 2012 03:31 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Whenever he meets someone new, he quips, "That guy reminds me of somebody I don't know."

whospink
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Yakima, WA

May 17th, 2012 04:20 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

Was seen ranting at Forrest Gump claiming "stupid does as stupid is".

Peegoo
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That chicken

is WRONG, baby.
May 17th, 2012 04:31 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

He wanted to go bear hunting, and driving to the hunting lodge, he approached a curve in the road with a warning sign that read, 'BEAR LEFT'. So he turned around and went home.

5Strats
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Edmond/OKC

Axe Victim
May 17th, 2012 04:50 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

- Gets frustrated when he sees a STOP sign because he doesn't know what he needs to stop doing.

mrblues
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She loves my big 10"

record of her favorite blues.
May 17th, 2012 04:51 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

He has a clear lid on his lunchbox so that when he's on the train he knows if he's going to work or coming home.

Peegoo
Contributing Member
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That chicken

is WRONG, baby.
May 17th, 2012 06:35 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

He's the guy in the audience at the Ryan Adams gig yelling,

"SUMMER OF 69, dude!"

and

"CUTS LIKE A KNIFE! CUTS LIKE A KNIFE!"

Peegoo
Contributing Member
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That chicken

is WRONG, baby.
May 17th, 2012 06:37 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

He's that guy in the audience at the Neil Young concert yelling,

"Play Cracklin' ROSIE!"

"Cracklin' ROSIE, dude!"

mrblues
Contributing Member
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She loves my big 10"

record of her favorite blues.
May 18th, 2012 12:25 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

He's the guy in the audience at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert yelling "Free Willy!!"

5Strats
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Edmond/OKC

Axe Victim
May 18th, 2012 12:32 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

- He ate 12 cans of pork 'n beans one evening and then called the utility company to report a gas leak.

mrblues
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She loves my big 10"

record of her favorite blues.
May 18th, 2012 01:06 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

He has *never* courtesy flushed.

Jake
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West Chester PA

Wait, what?
May 18th, 2012 01:32 PM   Edit   Profile   Print Topic   Search Topic

"- Farts in bed and holds his own head under the covers."

What's wrong with that?

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