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FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / ~The World's Least Intelligent Man~
(This message was last edited by LeftyMeister at 09:10 PM, May 16th, 2012)
FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / ~The World's Least Intelligent Man~
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Chris Greene
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Charlie Don't SurfMay 16th, 2012 05:36 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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I'm guessing it's me as I'm actually going to try and get the FDP LE Tele done...
Twangmeister
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Top dog in a litter of muttsMay 16th, 2012 07:41 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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...burnt his lips trying to blow up his neighbor's car.
...nearly drowned while snorting Coke.
LudwigVonFender
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Portland, Oregon
sometimes life shows up when you least eMay 16th, 2012 08:10 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Once looked for a gas leak with a lit match...and found it.
Drove down the street to the stop sign and stopped and waited for the go sign. If you live in the area, he's still waiting. 8)
LeftyMeister
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Buckeye Country, USA
Motorcycles, Guitars, and GolfMay 16th, 2012 09:00 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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HA! I see that Twangmeister beat me to it.
PapaDave
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California
Wniney Hall MonitorMay 16th, 2012 09:07 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Thinks that Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke"
trumpet77
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Columbia, SC
pink Tele? YES!May 17th, 2012 04:49 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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--He is not the man you want to be standing near when someone else says "just axe me".
--Went to a football game, thinking that a Quarter Back was a refund on the ticket price.
5Strats
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Edmond/OKC
Axe VictimMay 17th, 2012 07:09 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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- Once became intoxicated and got in a bar fight after drinking 10 Shirley Temples.
Belgarath
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Back of Beyond, FLMay 17th, 2012 07:19 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Took 10 months to drive cross country because not long after he started he passed a gas & go with a sign out front that said Clean Restrooms. So he stopped and cleaned every restroom he saw.
Deacon Blues
Contributing Member
Stay interesting my
friends.-The world's thirstiest man.May 17th, 2012 07:34 AM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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His whole life is posted on Facebook.
Peegoo
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That chicken
is WRONG, baby.May 17th, 2012 03:31 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Whenever he meets someone new, he quips, "That guy reminds me of somebody I don't know."
whospink
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Yakima, WAMay 17th, 2012 04:20 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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Was seen ranting at Forrest Gump claiming "stupid does as stupid is".
Peegoo
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That chicken
is WRONG, baby.May 17th, 2012 04:31 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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He wanted to go bear hunting, and driving to the hunting lodge, he approached a curve in the road with a warning sign that read, 'BEAR LEFT'. So he turned around and went home.
5Strats
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Edmond/OKC
Axe VictimMay 17th, 2012 04:50 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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- Gets frustrated when he sees a STOP sign because he doesn't know what he needs to stop doing.
mrblues
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She loves my big 10"
record of her favorite blues. May 17th, 2012 04:51 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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He has a clear lid on his lunchbox so that when he's on the train he knows if he's going to work or coming home.
Peegoo
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That chicken
is WRONG, baby.May 17th, 2012 06:35 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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He's the guy in the audience at the Ryan Adams gig yelling,
"SUMMER OF 69, dude!"
and
"CUTS LIKE A KNIFE! CUTS LIKE A KNIFE!"
Peegoo
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That chicken
is WRONG, baby.May 17th, 2012 06:37 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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He's that guy in the audience at the Neil Young concert yelling,
"Play Cracklin' ROSIE!"
"Cracklin' ROSIE, dude!"
mrblues
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She loves my big 10"
record of her favorite blues. May 18th, 2012 12:25 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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He's the guy in the audience at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert yelling "Free Willy!!"
5Strats
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Axe VictimMay 18th, 2012 12:32 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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- He ate 12 cans of pork 'n beans one evening and then called the utility company to report a gas leak.
mrblues
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She loves my big 10"
record of her favorite blues. May 18th, 2012 01:06 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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He has *never* courtesy flushed.
Jake
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West Chester PA
Wait, what?May 18th, 2012 01:32 PM Edit Profile Print Topic Search
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"- Farts in bed and holds his own head under the covers."
What's wrong with that?
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