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littleuch
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Sep 15th, 2019 07:52 AM   Edit   Profile  

I guess that's why we have memes, inspirational posters, etc.

You're never too old to learn, and certainly never too old to learn again.


“A man who suffers before it is necessary, suffers more than is necessary.”

Gato
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"Help, I'm a a rock": Amelia Earhart
Sep 15th, 2019 08:48 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Before judging a man, walk a mile in his shoes. If he comes after you, he probably wants them back. Walk faster."

The longest journey begins when the wife says, "you promised to take me to the mall today."

"Shutting the barn door after the horse is gone gives you plausible deniability."


"When you meet the woman of your dreams, pursue her to the ends of the earth. You can deal with her husband later."









littleuch
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Sep 15th, 2019 08:58 AM   Edit   Profile  

The meek shall inherit the earth. The meek get the oceans and their lawyers get the land masses.

mfitz804
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Our resident rational liberal
Sep 15th, 2019 09:22 AM   Edit   Profile  

He who smelt it, dealt it.

littleuch
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Sep 15th, 2019 09:31 AM   Edit   Profile  

^I've never farted on an elevator but have been the recipient of an air biscuit countless times. So I challenge that assertion. :-)


Gato
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"Help, I'm a a rock": Amelia Earhart
Sep 15th, 2019 10:01 AM   Edit   Profile  

Perhaps mfitz was thinking of Air Biscuit, the horse with three heads who wore a crown on each one in the 1939 race.

To this day people wonder if Air Biscuit's win "by a nose" was due to flatulence or his abundance of noses.

Pinetree
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Jack of all Daniels.

Sep 15th, 2019 10:29 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Beauty Is Only Skin Deep."





Peegoo
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If irritation occurs

discontinue use.
Sep 15th, 2019 10:44 AM   Edit   Profile  

"Black is a slimming color."

If it's Spandex--it's true only to a certain point.

Beyond that limit: Shamu.

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THAT...IS...RIGHT!
Sep 15th, 2019 11:46 AM   Edit   Profile  

"“A man who suffers before it is necessary, suffers more than is necessary.”"


Hmmm...I have to share that one with my wife. And I'll change "man" to "woman", because that still means something in my house.

MJB
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Who's we sucka?

Smith, Wesson and me.
Sep 15th, 2019 11:54 AM   Edit   Profile  

Do not use (inert product name) if you are allergic to it.

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Can't complain but sometimes I still do
Sep 15th, 2019 06:14 PM   Edit   Profile  

You can lead a horse to water …

But if you can get him to float on his back, you've really got something.

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Our resident rational liberal
Sep 15th, 2019 06:29 PM   Edit   Profile  

“I've never farted on an elevator but have been the recipient of an air biscuit countless times. So I challenge that assertion. :-)”

Challenge accepted, because he who denied, supplied it.

(This message was last edited by mfitz804 at 09:04 PM, Sep 15th, 2019)

littleuch
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Sep 16th, 2019 09:18 AM   Edit   Profile  

Mike, I have no choice but to request that you pull my finger. 👉

Nawlins Dawg
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There's no place like tone
Sep 16th, 2019 09:45 AM   Edit   Profile  

My Dad, who passed in ‘04, used to take great joy In perpetrating that little joke on the young kids he’d encounter

I smile at the memory - thanks for that

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He said he was a wit. He was half right.
Sep 16th, 2019 04:51 PM   Edit   Profile  

"Beauty is only skin deep........but ugly goes clear to the bone"

littleuch
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Florida

Sep 16th, 2019 04:55 PM   Edit   Profile  

Another from Seneca:

“The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today. The whole future lies in uncertainty: live immediately.”

Gene from Tampa
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Press On Irregardless
Sep 21st, 2019 06:49 AM   Edit   Profile  

“If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.”

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