FDP Home Page / FDP Forum / FAQ's

The FDP is made possible by the following companies and individual members like you.
Please use the links below to show them we value their sponsorship.

WD Music

Amplified Parts


Jensen Loudspeakers

Yellowjackets Tube Converters


Apex Tube Matching

Antique Electronics Supply

* God bless America and our men and women in uniform *

* Illegitimi non carborundum! *

Please help support us in our FINAL MONTH: make a Donation


  Search the Forums  

FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Million Dollar Toilet Goes Missing

Contributing Member

Southern Calif

"Help, I'm a a rock": Amelia Earhart
Sep 16th, 2019 05:31 AM   Edit   Profile  

Inspector Richard Nicholls from the Thames Valley Police is on the case. He said the exhibitors had been caught with their pants down, allowing a $1.25 million dollar, solid gold toilet to be stolen.

"Leaving it unguarded they presented the miscreants with a golden opportunity," he said.

Prior to the theft, visitors to the Cattelan exhibition could book a three-minute appointment to use the toilet. This had proved popular when the toilet was on display at the Guggenheim.

The thieves, of course, missed the whole point of the artwork:

The artist intended the golden toilet to be a pointed satire about excessive wealth. Cattelan has previously said: “Whatever you eat, a $200 lunch or a $2 hot dog, the results are the same, toilet-wise.”

"If these cretins had stolen the Mona Lisa, they'd probably use it as a dart board", said Inspector Nicholls.

Goldenly Fleeced

FDP Forum / Moe's Tavern (_8^(I) / Million Dollar Toilet Goes Missing

Reply to this Topic
Display my email address             Lost your password?
Your Message:
Link Address (URL):
Link Title:

Moderators: Chris Greene  reverendrob  

FDP, LLC Privacy Policy: Your real name, username, and email
are held in confidence and not disclosed to any third parties, sold, or
used for anything other than FDP Forum registration unless you specifically authorize disclosure.

Internet Application Development

Copyright © 1999-2019 Fender Discussion Page, LLC   All Rights Reserved