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| 5Strats Contributing Member ********** *** Edmond/OKC Axe Victim |
- He once used a train track for a pillow while on a camping trip.<br /> <br /> - Idiots look down upon him as being unbelievably dumb.<br /> <br /> - He's attracted to large blonde women with short skirts, short-term memory loss and even shorter tempers.<br /> <br /> - He smiles and waives to anyone who yells "hey stupid."<br /> <br /> - He's a prime candidate for a reality TV series.<br /> <br /> He is "the World's Least Intelligent Man"!<br /> <br /> Stay stupid my friends! |
| trumpet77 Contributing Member ******** Columbia, SC pink Tele? YES! |
"I don't always read the dictionary, but when I do, I see my picture under 'unintelligent', |
| mrblues Contributing Member ********** She loves my big 10" record of her favorite blues. |
He once gave *himself* a wedgie, just to see what all the fuss was about. |
| trumpet77 Contributing Member ******** Columbia, SC pink Tele? YES! |
-went to Pamplona to run with the bulls, but wondered why Michael Jordan wasn't there.<br /> <br /> -visited Greenwich England and had a Pleasant Time...was confused why people called it Mean Time <br /> <br /> -was the first man in Mexico to ask "what day is Cinco de Mayo this year" |
| 5Strats Contributing Member ********** *** Edmond/OKC Axe Victim |
- He once scaled a tall building just to get to the other side, rather than use the sidewalk.<br /> <br /> - Zoo keepers routinely mistake him as a runaway ape.<br /> <br /> - Watches VHS tapes of old "Bowling for Dollars" shows, lamenting the downfall of television as an art form. |
| wborys Contributing Member ******** Trenton, NJ what do you mean the bass is too loud? |
-tried to microwave a pizza slice in a hotel room safe... |
| pombrio Contributing Member ****** USA |
-It takes him 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes". |
| LeftyMeister Contributing Member ********** Buckeye Country, USA Motorcycles, Guitars, and Golf |
- Farts in bed and holds his own head under the covers.<br /> <br /> - Thinks that software is ladies undergrarments.<br /> <br /> - Makes sure he's always wearing sneakers when he jumps to conclusions.<br /> <br /> - Wakes up on the wrong side of bed every morning just so he won't be disappointed. |
| Riverside Contributing Member *** SoCal |
- Believes that he can save the world by reporting fake Les Paul auctions on eBay. |
| mrblues Contributing Member ********** She loves my big 10" record of her favorite blues. |
He once tried to kill himself by jumping out of the basement window.<br /> <br /> He thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.<br /> <br /> He once stared at an orange juice carton for an hour because it said "concentrate".<br /> |
| 5Strats Contributing Member ********** *** Edmond/OKC Axe Victim |
- Wonders why Glenn Close looks like a woman. |
| professor Contributing Member ********** **** North Gnarlyington |
- He thought "Dumb and Dumber" was a Public Broadcasting documentary.<br /> <br /> - He'd put his pants on every morning just like everyone else, except he doesn't know which foot goes first.<br /> <br /> - He asks people to pull his finger and then says, "Ow, that hurts!" <br /> <br /> Then he laughs and says, " It didn't really hurt. That's a joke!" |
| whospink Contributing Member * Yakima, WA |
He proudly stated that if brains ran on gas, he had enough gas to run a piss ant sized motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio. |
| mrblues Contributing Member ********** She loves my big 10" record of her favorite blues. |
And then proudly asked the guy next to him, "Wait, how big is a piss ant?" |
| LeftyMeister Contributing Member ********** Buckeye Country, USA Motorcycles, Guitars, and Golf |
- Believes girls get hernias and guys get himeas.<br /> <br /> - Intentionally runs out of gas just to see if the gauge is accurate.<br /> <br /> - Believes whoopie goldberg is a WWF party gag. |
| sjerome Contributing Member ********** Upstate NY, USA Musical accident waiting to happen |
I dunno, Rocky, point 2 sounds like good science to me!<br /> <br /> Tests polarity of his guitar amp vs. the PA by using his tongue. |
| LeftyMeister Contributing Member ********** Buckeye Country, USA Motorcycles, Guitars, and Golf |
Steve, the test was conducted in backwoods Louisiana. |
| sjerome Contributing Member ********** Upstate NY, USA Musical accident waiting to happen |
... and no doubt without a jerry can on board. |
| archiestone Contributing Member ******** El Californio |
When they passed out brains, he thought they said trains -- and he missed the track.<br /> (I got that joke in a Bazooka Joe bubble gum comic when I was a kid.) |
| Kestrel Contributing Member ***** The large print giveth & the small print taketh away |
Makes up for his lack of intellect by being lazy. |
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